Caption this pic! Ping-pong Popeye
What's Timo Boll of Germany doing with that ping-pong ball -- or rather, what's that ping-pong ball doing to him?
Boll's shown here competing in the table tennis event at the Peking University Gymnasium during Day 6 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 14, 2008 in Beijing, China.
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A whole new meaning to "keeping your eye on the ball"!
Posted by: Tom Murphy | August 15, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Arrggh! It's tough being a German one-ping-pong-ball-eyed-pirate in the Olympics!
Posted by: Ashley Casto | August 15, 2008 at 07:13 PM
He simply _can't_ shoot it out of his vagina until _after_ his surgery.
Posted by: corrective_unconscious | August 16, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Wait a minute.
"Well, he simply can't shoot it out of his _vagina_ until after the surgery."
Maybe that's a bit better.
Posted by: corrective_unconscious | August 17, 2008 at 01:05 PM
This is what ocular herpes really looks like!
Posted by: TC | August 17, 2008 at 02:23 PM
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Posted by: SEO Pakistan | November 26, 2008 at 01:49 AM
Let's hope he doesn't "raise a racket! OUCH!!! His coach no doubt would consider him the loosest "pupil" on the squad!
You know, there are a couple of reasons I'm nicknamed "Deadeye in Big D." One was that I used to be rather good at bowling and pool and I played both sports focusing on accuracy. But the second reason? I'm legally blind in my right eye, and I actually have a prosthetic eye!
deadeyenbigd
Posted by: Scott Harbison | February 08, 2009 at 12:05 PM