Michael Phelps swaps spit with female Australian swimmer!

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Just great, I guess my heart must go on. Michael Phelps was seen celebrating his record-breaking eight gold medals by swapping spit with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. The two swimmers had a hot make-out session at a celebratory party outside the Olympic Village in Beijing.

Rice won three gold medals and was seen at a Speedo photo shoot with Michael as well. Phelps must be attracted to gold medals is how I am justifying this earth shattering news.

While I did win a gold medal for my 5th grade field day potato sack race, it appears my chances of landing Phelps is quickly fading. I have always been known for having excellent "lip action" skills, but apparently I can't match whatever Ms. Rice has "down under."

Guess I will have to move on, not the way I wanted to end the Olympics. Where is my dream? I even had the IOC committee change my birth date from 42 to 24 so I would have a chance.

Source: Huffington Post