Golf: What's Tiger up to? You won't believe it!

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Ok. Tiger got hurt a while back. He has some knee issues... but who doesn't?

He's been off the tour for the past couple of months, and he's not playing for the US in the Ryder Cup. That's bad, right? Maybe. On the plus side, team USA will have to mentally up their game because they don't have Tiger to fall back on. I digress.

So what has the poor guy been doing with his time off? You're not going to believe this place. Tiger Woods Dubai!

Holy Mother Of God. And I don't even like golf.