Ocho Cinc-O No!
Chad Johnson, I mean Chad Javon Ocho Cinco, will not be playing in the Bengals/Steelers game Thursday night because he violated a yada yada yada.
Who cares. That was not a question, that was a statement. Seriously, why is this guy news anymore? Because he changed his name from the boring, yet normal, Johnson, to freaking Ocho Cinco? (That's his jersey number, btw.)
Yup. That guy has been pretty worthless to the 1-8-1 Bengals of 2008. I stopped liking him before I started hating Barry Bonds.
Ok, I know I sound like a hater, but the truth is I used to like his fantasy numbers and I'm pretty sure he helped me have a couple of good years. But if you have the arrogance to change your name to your jersey number, you better put up some damn AMAZING numbers. I know he's had some injuries, but the Bengals absolutely stink and 85 is looking pretty pathetic. Very sad. Karma, karma, karma.
Posted by Jimmy Flowers on November 20, 2008 in Football -- American
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Oh good god. The only thing in sports right now more irritating than Chad Javon Ocho Cinco Whattheeffever is, possibly, those insipid Saved by Zero ads that are on during every damn time out:
urbzen.com/2008/11/20/five-dollar-footlong-vs-saved-by-zero/
I don't know... It's a close call.
Posted by: StephanieInCA | November 20, 2008 at 01:55 PM