Bowl Season: Games We’d Like to See!
With all the anticipation over which teams will and will not go to which BCS Bowl games, who will play who, who is getting shafted and who ain’t, here are some all-too-overlooked Bowl games that should be considered:
The “We were Great in the Previous Millennium” Bowl: Notre Dame vs. Colorado.
The “Let’s Try College, as the NFL Ain’t Working Out” Bowl: Cincinnati Bengals vs. Detroit Lions.
The “Why Hasn’t the Coach been Fired Yet” Bowl: Notre Dame vs. either Auburn or Wisconsin. In case any or all of these teams are appearing in the “We were Great in the Previous Millennium” Bowl, Indiana is always available for this game.
The “Dreamy Guy” Bowl: Texas Tech, featuring the world’s hottest young man, Graham Harrell, vs. well, anyone. I’ll be watching Graham Harrell every second, so what does it matter who the other team is?
The BCS in Reverse Bowl: 0-11 Washington vs. any team from San Diego. Let Seattle and San Diego fight over which city gets to host this gem.
Now these are some interesting Bowl games. Am I missing any?
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Jenny Craig Bowl:
Notre Dame (Weis) vs. Maryland (Friedgen)
Police Blotter Bowl:
Florida State vs. Georgia
Hotter-Than-Harrell Bowl:
Texas (McCoy) vs. Florida (Tebow)
Posted by: Chase Parker | December 02, 2008 at 03:20 PM
The Police Blotter Bowl can be FSU vs. anyone, any year, as FSU is chock-full-o criminals (minus Myron Rolle, of course!).
As for McCoy and Tebow being hotter than Harrell, well, it's a free country...
Posted by: Joe Moag | December 02, 2008 at 03:24 PM
This is really sad. I dont know why they think like this.
Posted by: Everquest Platinum | December 03, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Update: Auburn has sobered up and canned Tuberville, so, I guess they are no longer eligible for the "Why Hasn't this Coach Been Fired Yet?" Bowl, making room for Indiana.
Posted by: Joe Moag | December 03, 2008 at 03:36 PM