What Just Happened With Cristiano Ronaldo?
Dimitar Berbatov and a very nervous looking Cristiano Ronaldo were caught in an interesting position in last Saturday night's game.
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(Photo: Getty Images)
Posted by James Schend on April 27, 2009 in Caption this!
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I can't believe he put it in me, in public!!
Posted by: Wes | April 27, 2009 at 04:53 PM
No Mother, not now!
Posted by: Jez | April 27, 2009 at 04:57 PM
Suprise Buttsecks!
Posted by: Aebren Nelson | April 27, 2009 at 04:57 PM
Wow, I just saw myself on the jumbo-tron and I'm HOT!
Posted by: Stephen | April 27, 2009 at 05:00 PM
Damn, and he promised we could keep this relationship a secret!
Posted by: Hector | April 27, 2009 at 05:05 PM
He's mine, bitch!
Posted by: Jeff | April 27, 2009 at 05:10 PM
oh, no, my boner just got caught on ESPN!
Posted by: Manni | April 27, 2009 at 05:27 PM
WTF dude?!?! I said we had to be discreet if this was going to happen!
Posted by: Tommy | April 27, 2009 at 05:28 PM
hey! i told you not here!
Posted by: fer | April 27, 2009 at 05:31 PM
Hey, we are triumphant!
Posted by: Laun | April 27, 2009 at 05:46 PM
Do you think they suspect anything?
Posted by: Justin | April 27, 2009 at 05:56 PM
Lick Lick ;p
Posted by: luke | April 27, 2009 at 05:57 PM
What kind of parade did you say this is?
Posted by: Dan K | April 27, 2009 at 05:58 PM
Oh!? Wait! You're into fisting?
Posted by: brant | April 27, 2009 at 06:09 PM
Oooooh! Is that ryan seacrest?
Posted by: Mary | April 27, 2009 at 06:17 PM
It's OK man, just once doesn't make you gay!
Posted by: Omaru | April 27, 2009 at 06:54 PM
CHOKE ME DADDY !!!!
Posted by: Doug | April 27, 2009 at 06:55 PM
OH! My wife does NOT look happy...
Posted by: Arthur | April 27, 2009 at 07:01 PM
Oh man I hope my BF doesnt see this!
Posted by: Bry | April 27, 2009 at 07:06 PM
hmmmm i thought it would feel bigger than that!!!
Posted by: dan bouchard | April 27, 2009 at 07:09 PM
Brilliant! Game of footy just became a hand-sport.
Posted by: Jordi | April 27, 2009 at 07:11 PM
Tosser!
Posted by: Jordi | April 27, 2009 at 07:14 PM
not tonight dear:.. headache....
Posted by: bondogr | April 27, 2009 at 07:19 PM
no i am not gay this isnt what it looks like!
Posted by: jeffery | April 27, 2009 at 07:23 PM
Wow, with a man behind him like that and those perfectly tweezed eyebrows, lets put two and two together ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Adrian | April 27, 2009 at 07:26 PM
Well if at that large fry that was 250 calories and the burger was 750 calories, that's 1000 calories. I just ran for about an hour or so up and down kicking a ball and that burned up about 700, so i can splurge on dinner tonight and get that chocolate cake WITH the extra sauce. YAY!
Posted by: Wyatt Austin | April 27, 2009 at 07:38 PM
Damn guess this means I'm bottoming tonight...again.
Posted by: Brian K | April 27, 2009 at 07:43 PM
You're choking me and the fags are drooling.
Posted by: sirald66 | April 27, 2009 at 07:56 PM
I'm not gay!!!...he sucked MY dick!
Posted by: danny | April 27, 2009 at 07:57 PM
DAMN IT! My bf is watching! I'm so busted!
Posted by: Sean | April 27, 2009 at 08:14 PM
"Are those people with pitchforks headed this way!"
Posted by: wilinrome | April 27, 2009 at 08:30 PM
And as a streaker ran out onto the field to celebrate United's goal, Christiano could not help but find himself amazed at the size of the man's penis.
Posted by: Chris | April 27, 2009 at 08:30 PM
Man I didn't cost us the game, i don't get fucked tonight.
Posted by: Lorenzo | April 27, 2009 at 08:51 PM
"I hope that this does not cost me my career..."
Posted by: Jeffrey | April 27, 2009 at 08:56 PM
When hes that hot- does he even need to be smart enough to have a thought in his head?
Posted by: Esteban | April 27, 2009 at 09:00 PM
Its not California, baby. Its Canada! Hooray for Gay!
Posted by: Randy | April 27, 2009 at 09:15 PM
Soccer, what's really behind the goal??
Posted by: joe | April 27, 2009 at 10:12 PM
OMG..!!!! IS IT RUNNIN DOWN MY LEG.,..!!
Posted by: Jonny | April 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Score!
Posted by: Joey | April 27, 2009 at 10:52 PM
OH GAWWWWD!!!!! Now everyone knows I'm dating my dad.
Posted by: John | April 27, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Is it my waxed eyebrow or this embrace that's giving me away?
Posted by: jay | April 27, 2009 at 11:46 PM
ahhh fuck, i think the fat bitch wants to join us. NOT TONIGHT HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tony | April 27, 2009 at 11:59 PM
SH_T! I think my butt plug just popped out!
Posted by: Re_Lease | April 28, 2009 at 12:19 AM
OK do your Janet Leigh impression again.
Posted by: Argyle_Sox | April 28, 2009 at 01:24 AM
"I can't believe we were both traded to the new Iowa expansion team. We can finally be together forever."
Posted by: sam | April 28, 2009 at 02:35 AM
"What am I doing here? And why am I naked!?"
Posted by: omgshoes | April 28, 2009 at 02:58 AM
YEAH! I finally caught the big one!
Posted by: Handlewithcare | April 28, 2009 at 03:26 AM
Success! I was FINALLY the top!
Posted by: Pete | April 28, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Dude! I said be discreet, my girlfriend is watching!
Posted by: Randy | April 28, 2009 at 09:54 AM
O! ow ow ow... Damn! I didn't know you were so HUGE!
Posted by: M in Dayton | April 28, 2009 at 10:01 AM