Mike Tyson Is Hawt

Man, I used to love Mike Tyson. Back in the late 80’s he was a blast to watch. But holy shit, how hard did that guy fall? It was like life gave him a knockout punch from Buster Douglas in 1990 and he still hasn’t hit the mat. In freefall constantly for 20 years - like a sweaty Brad Pitt in Fight Club… slow motion.

Luckily for us sports fans, we get to catch up on the ole ‘Baddest Man on the Planet’ this weekend when the movie Tyson comes out. (Maybe we'll see the softer, emotional side. HA!)

And Rotten Tomatoes says we’ll like it. Not love it - 7 out of 10 so far, but like it. Here’s my favorite review:

From Kenneth Turan of the LA Times: “The result is as gripping as a title fight and as mesmerizing as a conversation with a cobra. You may not be happy with everything said, but you will not be bored.”

Sounds like a train wreck.  So I’m gonna have to see it.

Seen it? Let us know what you think! Sweet! I got through that without a single rape or ear eating remark… well damn.