How Hetero are Your Ballers?
Can you tell how hetero someone is by their Twitter feed? Like duh, of course.
The Stockholm Pride site is featuring a section called "How Hetero?" which calculates a person's "hetero-ness" by looking at key words it finds in their Twitter feeds.
Since I cover tennis over here at the Gay Sports Blog I pulled some of the top ballers who twitter to find out how hetero their feeds are:
Andy Roddick is 92% hetero. Like, duh. Found words: ass, boozer, bike, wow, office. Charming.
Serena Williams: 85% hetero. Key words: good work, orlando, miami, body, clean. No shock.
Venus Williams: 92% hetero. Key words: partners, cute, cook. Even less shocking.
Here are some stats on other athletes on the social networking site:
Chris Cooley: 72% hetero. Key words: shop, bear, blow, rent, bruno
Quinton Jackson: 30% hetero. Key words: ass, birthday party, black jack, gym, body
Seimone Augustus: 54% hetero. Key words: booty, loring park, pride, shopping, cute
Lance Armstrong: 83% hetero. Key words: survivor, barcelona, bob, miami, clueless
Chad Ochocino: 31% hetero. Key words: ass, gym, barcelona, fame, south beach
Natalie Gulbis: 48% hetero. Key words: butch, orlando, condo, bucket, community
Dwight Howard: 59% hetero. Key words: pink, bruno, body, chips
Andrew Bogut: 62% hetero. Key words: bashing, homo, gay, available, drag
Michelle Wie: 65% hetero. Key words: partners, orlando, intentions, bunny, body
Stewart Cink: 88% hetero. Key words: master, bob, milk, bbq, golf
Cappie Poindexter: 68% hetero. Key words: boi, new york, ass, bruno, blessing
B.J. Penn: 38% hetero. Key words: gym, cruising, body, partners, rocky
Charlie Villanueva: 50% hetero. Key words: brotha, new york, gym, bruno, orlando
Okay, lots of "gym" which makes sense for athletes but "bruno"? Really?? Someone needs to 'fess up now.
So, the moral of the story? Mind your tweet peeps.
Source: Outsports
Posted by Rich Rodriguez on July 22, 2009 in Other sports
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