Fun New 'Sport.' Where Else? On a Volcano.

Volcano boarding? Some people will try anything. Over at the NYTimes travel section, Laura Siciliano-Rosen has written a great article on a really interesting “sport” for people looking to die in a new and exciting way. Volcano boarding.

MMA: May it RIP .... and good riddance!

The parent company of the EliteXC mixed martial arts circuit is closing its doors for good; the company’s future lies in bankruptcy.

Walking? That's A Sport?

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Yeah, it's been a "Sport" for a while now, but seriously. C'mon. This is bullshit. Race walking? Might as well be the shot put, but underhand, with a ping pong ball.

I'm watching right now, and what makes it, "walking" is that you have to swish the hell out of your hips and keep your toes up. Oh, don't forget the massive thrusting of the elbows. (and the rules state that one foot has to be touching the ground at all times-but that's subjective, at best.)

Here's my problem. RUN! Stop holding back! Jeez.

Yo-Yo? That's a sport?

Holy shit. Guess what's a sport? Yo freakin Yo. No, I'm not Puffy, rais'n my hands in the air; this is yo-yo. That's right, the walk-the-dog, 'please stop dad, you're embarrassing me' yo-yo. They're calling that a god damn sport. Know how I know? Cause it's on "The Best Damn World YoYo Contest," of Best Damn Sports Show Ever fame, and if anyone knows sports, it's FOX. They know sports like they know politics. Take some clowns and freaks and make them president. SORRY, I meant to say champion.